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Directed by Wendy Barrett, this show promises to delight the whole family!

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It’s Christmas-time in the small town of Fayro, Texas, and the Futrelle Sisters—Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye—are not exactly in a festive mood. A church Christmas program spirals hilariously out of control in this Southern farce about squabbling sisters, family secrets, a surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a reluctant Elvis impersonator. 

 

Please fill out this FORM to audition: and prepare your best 1–2 minute comedic monologue. ​

Auditions will be held Saturday , October 25 from 10-2 pm, with callbacks on October 26 at 7 pm.

The show runs December 5-21.

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Roles Available: 7W/4M. Ages 20-60’s. All actors are offered a stipend.

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas — join us for some holiday fun! The following are the character descriptions:

Geneva Musgrave, 50-60’s. Crusty owner of the town flower shop, also the local town gossip.

Honey Raye Futrelle, 50ish. Oldest Futrelle sister, sexy, vivacious go-getter.

Gina Jo (G.J.) Dubberly, Frankie and Dub’s daughter, (20’s) Guileless and enthusiastic, she is your typical Daisy Duke sort of girl.

John Curtis Buntner, (35-55) sheriff, loves the ladies just as much as he loves his donuts and coffee.

Twink Futrelle, middle Futrelle sister, 40’s. The “black sheep,” loud and the toughest of the sisters.

Dub Dubberly, Frankie’s husband, 40’s. Life revolves around NASCAR, hunting, and drinking beer — and playing Santa.

Frankie Futrelle Dubberly, youngest Futrelle sister, 40’s. Pregnant with her 2nd set of twins, the most normal of the sisters and full of wit.

Rhonda Lynn Lampley, 50’s. Flashy manager of The Dairy Dog, a cross between Martha Stewart and Paula Dean.

Justin Waverly, 20’s. Interim Pastor at the Tabernacle of the Lamb, very sweet and innocent.

Raynerd Chisum, adult male. Part-time employee at The Dairy Dog, very simple and earnest, always speaks from the heart.

Patsy Price, 40-60. Elegant society matron, high-class and never wrong.

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